BANG CRASH BOOM

So here's the beginning of it all, the springboard upon which we shall leap into the digital age moreso than we have before, though I suppose you could argue that we were already all digimatized since we're a webcast. To you I say fie, fie, fie. Thrice fie'd you are, for suggesting that this is not a momentous occasion.

Seriously. Text. Text on the Interwebs. You can't get more advanced than that.